You bastards. You silly silly silly annoying bastards.

You couldn't just actually get on with things, could you? You couldn't be like your 'hero' John McCain and actually just accept Obama's win gracefully and set about facing the future more positively, could you?

No.

Instead you immediately set about indulging yourselves in this incredibly pathetic victim mentality.

Oh, poor us, ohh poor Christian White People.

I mean, even apart from the face that Obama's the same religion as a lot of you and just as American as any of you, you somehow see him with his dark skin, his crazy African name and his suspicious ties to Islam because he doesn't hate and despise ALL muslims like you do. Even apart from all this, you are not defeated like five minutes and you start in with the high-pitched whining noises like a woman in one of those dreadful made for tv movies that they show on the victim network ('BASED ON A TOTALLY REALLY HONESTLY TRUE STORY, NO REALLY!')

Well, this time it's just not going to work. It's the principle of diminishing returns. As more and more people evolve beyond the point of sitting in their own shit and whining about other races, religions and modernity 'ruining' America/their society/rock music, etc. we're left with an increasingly embarassing looking motley crew who come up with more and more outlandish theories, 'true' stories, crazy conspiracies and creepy paranoid fears. They're the new Amish, terrified of moving past 1964.


The great thing is that they're quickly disappearing. The sad thing is that they're not all gone yet.

I mean, I knew from the moment things started going Obama's way that the right-wing moron brigade would be in hog-heaven at a Democratic Party victory. They could put their 'Black Occupation' clocks on their websites, come up with new fears of crazy socialist liberalism and see themselves re-invented as noble underdog warriors fighting against the new 'man'.

Of course, anyone with half a brain can see that all their nonsense is just that, sheer nonsense. It's the bloated petulant squeak of a spoiled child who's finally been told that they'll have to share their toys after years of having it all their own way.

And they can't just see things as they are. They have to constantly project these ludicrous fears and extend nightmarish scenarios of them being ground under heel. The white man has never been ground under heel. He never was, isn't now and never will be. He's always the one who's done the grinding. So where's the problem? Where are all these fears coming from?

These silly bastards just don't play well with others. Especially dark-skinned others with funny names and strange foods! They don't act on rational fears because there aren't any.

I should know better by now, having lived in Texas since 1998, but it still disturbs and disappoints me when friends or associates of mine come up with ludicrous theories such as the one that black children are acting up in schools now because 'nobody can stop us now'.

I almost virtually slapped a friend of mine when she started on that one.

And another friend severely disappointed me when she said that her and her ludicrous room-mate were discussing that now that Obama had been voted in that they hoped 'people wouldn't think they could just sit around and wait for money from the government'

Like what? I mean, what. It doesn't even make sense.

I love her as a good friend and the two of us have been through a lot - but holy jeebus, to come out with that. I told her she should be ashamed of even thinking nonsense like that, as much as I hate telling anyone they should be ashamed of anything- cause it makes me look like a pompous jerk. But that, that was just nonsense.


It's like the insidious horrible chain emails that used to go around so much when the internet started.

They would usually start off with a shit sob story that portrayed the average decent 'honest' 'God-fearing' 'normal' American as being attacked by some crazy wacky fucked up liberal craziness! And then would encourage us all to send said lying piece of shit around to everyone BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

1) ' story of how a class wasn't allowed say prayers for poor boy in a coma because prayers were banned from school'
2) 'story of a 82 yr old veteran of 19 wars who refused to take down the ten commandmants from the town hall'
3) 'story of 17yr old White girl who was the first in her family to make it into college but refused a grant because she was white!!!!'

STOP NOW BEFORE THOSE CRAZY LIBERALS RUIN IT ALL FOR US OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

It's such an amazing victim mentality.

LIke a small child scolded or disagreed with so they throw a strop.

Damn Crackers.

Ok, rant over.

oh and send this to ten friends you know or an angel will get capped. And on that feast day in winter that we can no longer call BLANKmas because of all the evil evil evil evil LIBERAL MUSLIM HOMOSEXUALS


QUICK- Because you can't call it CHRIST-FUCKING-MAS ANYMORE BOO HOO WEEP WEEP WEEP WEEP