Hello,

Here is a Kundalini support page...

Everyone knows what Kundalini is though, right?

If you don't think you know *everything* about it, this is a great page.

It offers a great service and there is a beautifully rendered,
musical animated video on the process of the Kundalini Awakening.

This speaks about the mechanisms behind the publicly unrealized goal of evolution within the human condition.

If you want to increase your healing abilities, raise your resonance, etc.. this is also a great place.

If you are interested in becoming a reiki master but can not afford to do so, check it out.

If you think reiki sucks, oh, do please check this out because the activation offered here
is at least 300% more effective than traditional Usui Reiki. Level 1 is "master" level of Usui, plus THE FIRST ATTUNEMENT IS FREE!!! :)

I got my Kundalini Reiki attunements beyond level 3 (Gold reiki 1, 2, & 3 are also offered REMOTELY!)

seriously I felt lighter and more delicious than ever after all these attunements!!!
Not to mention, I am praised frequently for my ability to remove pain from others.

• 09:46 I have had an amazing idea: I shall dress up cats in pro wrestling outfits and put them in a tiny cat-sized ring. I will call it WWK. #
• 14:41 Sometimes I am extremely bitter about being in pain all the time. #

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I did a friends list trim earlier in the evening. Nothing personal, just needing to pull back some more.

Earlier this year, when Miss Liz was visiting Providence, we all watched--or tried to watch--a legendarily bad film titled RAT FINK A BOO BOO, by Ray Dennis Steckler. The experience was excruciating.

Well, last nite Deb and I popped in another Steckler masterpiece, WILD GUITAR. An earlier film, it was actually viewable on a campy level.

Here's the trailer. I'm only sorry Liz wasn't present to enjoy the show.

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By which I mean music released in 2009. And [1] because I’m obviously not going to get them all in one post. It’s going to be lots of little ones. I’m giving myself a month for my memory to work properly. But I think it’s still worth making a note of what was good to my ears this year.

THE SPOILS, Zola Jesus: of which I’ve made much mention lately. Nika’s a beautiful ghost moaning from the shadows of a bombed-out cathedral, on this record. Possibly an aspect of my continuing fascination with The Haunted in early 21st Century music. But I’m returning to this record a lot.

GABON and INCAPULCO and a bunch of other releases, High Wolf: top of the whole glo-fi thing, for me, has been High Wolf and his wet lo-fi tropical dreamstates. GABON in particular was a glorious thing. Hypnogogic reverie when you’ve still got the drugged beat of a rainforest drone-rave beating in your ears.

MAN OF ARAN, British Sea Power: always a band I’ve almost-liked rather than love, but "The SOuth Sound" off this soundtrack they prepared for the re-release of the eponymous film is the best piece of classical building/soaring postrock I’ve heard since "Raise Yr Skinny Fists." I mean, flat fucking out. Coda to the whole subgenre.

HORRIBLES PARADE, Gary War: this thing continues to fascinate me. It’s melted music. Seriously. Like someone went at a wax master with a blowtorch and then struck the record with it. A gorgeous gurgling gargoyle of a thing. Partially dissolved rock.

FLORINE, Julianna Barwick: astonishing vocal music, multitracked and layered and processed until it became the sound that the trails of collapsing photons passing through the feathers of angels’ wings in a particle accelerator should make. Or something.

BROADCAST AND THE FOCUS GROUP INVESTIGATE WITCH CULTS OF THE RADIO AGE, Broadcast And The Focus Group: the title should tell you all you need to know. You’re either the sort of person who wants to own an album by that title, or you’re not. It is, as Moon Wiring Club would say, in the finest tradition of confusing English electronic music. It’s less a "proper" album than a collection of sounds that surround a certain set of timebound notions about Strangeness. As the title implies, it sometimes seems more like research (in the form of original music). It is really bloody good, yes.

By which I mean music released in 2009. And [1] because I’m obviously not going to get them all in one post. It’s going to be lots of little ones. I’m giving myself a month for my memory to work properly. But I think it’s still worth making a note of what was good to my ears this year.

THE SPOILS, Zola Jesus: of which I’ve made much mention lately. Nika’s a beautiful ghost moaning from the shadows of a bombed-out cathedral, on this record. Possibly an aspect of my continuing fascination with The Haunted in early 21st Century music. But I’m returning to this record a lot.

GABON and INCAPULCO and a bunch of other releases, High Wolf: top of the whole glo-fi thing, for me, has been High Wolf and his wet lo-fi tropical dreamstates. GABON in particular was a glorious thing. Hypnogogic reverie when you’ve still got the drugged beat of a rainforest drone-rave beating in your ears.

MAN OF ARAN, British Sea Power: always a band I’ve almost-liked rather than love, but "The SOuth Sound" off this soundtrack they prepared for the re-release of the eponymous film is the best piece of classical building/soaring postrock I’ve heard since "Raise Yr Skinny Fists." I mean, flat fucking out. Coda to the whole subgenre.

HORRIBLES PARADE, Gary War: this thing continues to fascinate me. It’s melted music. Seriously. Like someone went at a wax master with a blowtorch and then struck the record with it. A gorgeous gurgling gargoyle of a thing. Partially dissolved rock.

FLORINE, Julianna Barwick: astonishing vocal music, multitracked and layered and processed until it became the sound that the trails of collapsing photons passing through the feathers of angels’ wings in a particle accelerator should make. Or something.

BROADCAST AND THE FOCUS GROUP INVESTIGATE WITCH CULTS OF THE RADIO AGE, Broadcast And The Focus Group: the title should tell you all you need to know. You’re either the sort of person who wants to own an album by that title, or you’re not. It is, as Moon Wiring Club would say, in the finest tradition of confusing English electronic music. It’s less a "proper" album than a collection of sounds that surround a certain set of timebound notions about Strangeness. As the title implies, it sometimes seems more like research (in the form of original music). It is really bloody good, yes.

(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)

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• Witchcraft
  Religion News Blog's witchcraft news tracker
  (tags:cult news )
• BBC News - The new miracle cure for injuries?
  "Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie has flown to Serbia for a novel form of treatment - placenta fluid is to be dripped on his injured ankle. Why is he doing this and will it work?"
  (tags:med weird )
• New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles
  "New fossils unearthed in what is now the Sahara desert reveal a once-swampy world divided up among a half-dozen species of unusual and perhaps intelligent crocodiles, researchers reported on Thursday."
  (tags:eco history )
• CONSTANT SIEGE - John Dickie, gold and silver…
  "John Dickie, gold and silver Versace-logo-encrusted Mexican druglord pistol, Mexico City, via Planet Magazine"
  (tags:guns culture )
• Coming Anarchy: A Better State Of Peace
  "Epaminondas?s strategy successfully dislocated the power base of Sparta after just a few months campaigning, and no victories in the field. After all, the object of war is not to destroy your opponent?s military force, but to ?obtain a better state of peace ? even if only from your own point of view.?"
  (tags:war pol )

• Witchcraft
  Religion News Blog's witchcraft news tracker
  (tags:cult news )
• BBC News - The new miracle cure for injuries?
  "Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie has flown to Serbia for a novel form of treatment - placenta fluid is to be dripped on his injured ankle. Why is he doing this and will it work?"
  (tags:med weird )
• New fossils reveal a world full of crocodiles
  "New fossils unearthed in what is now the Sahara desert reveal a once-swampy world divided up among a half-dozen species of unusual and perhaps intelligent crocodiles, researchers reported on Thursday."
  (tags:eco history )
• CONSTANT SIEGE - John Dickie, gold and silver…
  "John Dickie, gold and silver Versace-logo-encrusted Mexican druglord pistol, Mexico City, via Planet Magazine"
  (tags:guns culture )
• Coming Anarchy: A Better State Of Peace
  "Epaminondas?s strategy successfully dislocated the power base of Sparta after just a few months campaigning, and no victories in the field. After all, the object of war is not to destroy your opponent?s military force, but to ?obtain a better state of peace ? even if only from your own point of view.?"
  (tags:war pol )

(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)

In my work as an occasional copyeditor of romance fiction, I've encountered some strange and even disturbing subgenres--for example, the Alpha-Male Subgenre, which can be described as "when men were men, and women liked 'em that way." Except all the action takes place today, and the men aren't just plain old-fashioned manly men but obsessive stalkers with a sadistic streak who help their chosen woman to bloom into her full submissive sexuality with a bit of the old ultra-v. That this stuff is written by women, for women, was an eye-opener.

Now I'm working on a book that features a pregnant single-mom-to-be and her studly next-door neighbor--another romance subgenre. The fetishization of pregnancy is almost wearying: this rich, handsome dude, who has his pick of babes, finds himself fascinated almost despite himself by every aspect of his neighbor's gravid form. He is more sexually turned on by this pregnant woman than he would be otherwise. Note that it's not a question of being captivated by her personality, falling in love with her as a person--no, it's all about lust for a pregnant woman, quite apart from who she is. He pursues her because she's pregnant, and only later gets to know her as a person. It felt weird and creepy to me -- but maybe that's just because I'm a male and not sensitive to the fantasies of women?

For downloading tv shows, especially US, this is the shizz. Booya.

http://eztv.it/

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Because the internet is made out of people: this was The Friday Telescreen 2009. These are the readers of warrenellis.com.

Thanks to all who sent in photos, and especial thanks to the three hundred people whose photos I just couldn’t fit in. Sorry. Next year I’ll do a weeklong thing again, and get everybody in.

Have a good weekend.

Because the internet is made out of people: this was The Friday Telescreen 2009. These are the readers of warrenellis.com.

Thanks to all who sent in photos, and especial thanks to the three hundred people whose photos I just couldn’t fit in. Sorry. Next year I’ll do a weeklong thing again, and get everybody in.

Have a good weekend.

(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)

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Because it watches you while you look at it. For the next hour or so, I present a selection of the readers of this website:

I really have to borrow a camera one of these days and take some pictures of my knitting projects, for posterity. I'm currently working on Project #4 and Project #5. #1 was a garter stitch scarf in chunky pink and purple wool for myself, which has stood me in good stead as the weather gets colder; #2 (a gift for sabayone) was also a garter stitch scarf, but because I used very fine mohair and 10mm needles, it has a beautiful lacy open texture and looks kind of gauzy and fine, like a spiderweb. #3 was a shawl with an eyelet pattern, a good deal more complicated but not as difficult as I feared it might be; it was a gift for my mother, so I had to make it with pure cotton yarn, since she's allergic to wool. #4 is a blue scarf with thin red stripes for my dad, knitted in Aran tweed doubleknit; he wanted a scarf that would be seven feet long. I'm getting there. #5 is hopefully going to be a cowl in fluffy self-striping New Zealand wool. I say "hopefully" because it's the first thing I've ever made on circular needles and I have no idea if it's going to be big enough. If it doesn't work, I'll have to rip it up and start again. But that's all part of the learning process.

Because it watches you while you look at it. For the next hour or so, I present a selection of the readers of this website:

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http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=7993

Because it watches you while you look at it. For the next couple of hours, I present a selection of the readers of this website: